textsfromdog:

Some general thoughts/happenings in my life.

- the chef at work leaves on friday and I’m deffs gonna cry. How dare he leave us for greater things.
- I eat way more ice cream than any human being should.
- I currently have a huge massive crush on this beautiful gay man. Is that unhealthy? Idegaf he’s legit a 4000 out of 10.
- story of my life = having so much shit to do and in turn doing none of it because it interferes with my eating/sleeping/watching bad tv shows time.
- why can’t I do bullet points in my iPad?
- likewise, why can’t I see who’s liked my photo on my iPad?

This pointless post was brought to you by me having a nap this afternoon and therefore not being tired now.

Last night a had a dream that Johnny Depp signed my stomach.
It was all kinds of awesome.